Registry

If you would like, you can celebrate our marriage with thoughtful items or by dumping suitcases filled with clean, unmarked bills on us. Gifts are NOT expected but happily accepted.

For those who like to make it rain: We can receive heavy stacks of cash, checks, Venmo, PayPal, Zelle, donations to charity, gold coins, stock options, gift cards, cryptographic currencies, political favors, or a meeting with any Real Housewife.

Feel free to wait until the big day — or get the party started now and celebrate all year long.

Earmark your gift and make it special! We'll let you know how we spent it. Here are some digital options:

For those who like to get physical:

Check out the registry below — or surprise us!