FAQ

Where should I park?

It's New York City. You figure it out or you die trying. We'll see you in there.

How do I RSVP?

Click here. If technology is too hard, just call us.

Will there be a Friday welcome dinner?

No. We might gather at a bar if you want to swing by.

Sunday brunch?

You can provide your own brunch.

Will there be a ceremony?

Nope! Our vow exchange is strictly private. When you arrive, we will be already wed!

Do not arrive early.

Open bar?

Of course.

Will there be dancing?

Yes, towards the end! Hang in there.

Will there be an after-party?

No. We will be tired.

Who is coming?

We expect about 70 people. It's a very exclusive list. We are not able to accomodate all of our friends and family so be cognizant when brandishing your invitation in public.

What style are we aiming for?

Serving you hog body chic. Suit + tie optional (nude preferred). Short dresses. If you own a cool hat, you have to wear it.

Can you recommend any hotels? Do you have a wedding block?

Yes, see hotels for details.

Can I lavish you with gifts?

If you so desire, you can shower us with a bribe in cash or in kind.

What are some interesting things to do?

Well, it's New York City. We recommend Times Square.

Fine, we suppose you can see what to do in Dumbo.

Do you have a ranking of your favorite Melona cream popsicles?

Sure, since you asked! Here is our ranking.